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"Tristan" (casselts) 04/08/2019 at 16:53 • Filed to: None

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I went with the mystery option from Enterprise. Last time I tried this I ended up with a nice crew cab 3.5 Ecoboost F-onefiddy.

The location is Panama City Beach and   it’s spring break-ish time around here... I'm hoping for a Mustang convertible or some such thing, but it'll probably be a stupid Nissan Sentra.

ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:01

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I got a crew cab 4x4 Frontier doing this a few weeks ago

E90M3 > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:01

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Versa.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:03

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Nissan Versa Note

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:04

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Being Florida probably a Tahoe or Suburban. 

benn454 > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:05

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A 4 cylinder crossover with a CVT

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:09

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VW Beetle convertible .

I could have taken a Mini convertible from National but I had to take passengers too.

facw > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:14

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Let’s say a Chevy Cruze...

Though if it were me renting, I’m sure they’d find a way to stick me with some old HHR they forgot to sell. It’s been a while since I rented from them, but Enterprise always wanted to give me HHRs.

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/08/2019 at 17:15

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I’ll gladly take it!

Tristan > benn454 04/08/2019 at 17:15

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Why are you mean?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/08/2019 at 17:15

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oh god don’t even get me  started on the Disney parking lots and Tahoe/suburbans

Tristan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/08/2019 at 17:15

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Noooooooo!!!!

Tristan > E90M3 04/08/2019 at 17:16

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I’m hoping the spring breakers rented out all the shitty economy cars.

Tristan > ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy 04/08/2019 at 17:16

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I wouldn't hate that.

Tristan > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/08/2019 at 17:17

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Bring it on... I have no passengers.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:17

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A Suburban is great. It moved 6 adults, & the accommodating luggage with ease. 

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/08/2019 at 17:20

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I’m familiar with the benefits of the Canyonero! I’d love to try out a newer one for a couple of days, though.

benn454 > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:22

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 Just trying to keep your expectations from getting too high.

Tristan > benn454 04/08/2019 at 17:23

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Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. :/

66P1800inpieces > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:25

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They will find a way to give you a junky Nissan. 

benn454 > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 17:31

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Exactly

Tristan > 66P1800inpieces 04/08/2019 at 17:31

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I’ve only been saddled with Nissan's awfulness twice... I hope not.

Mercedes Streeter > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 18:00

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A Chevy Express cargo van ...because by the time you get there all the Spring Break-ers would have taken everything else.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 18:23

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Or a Nissan Versa Note... with a CVT!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 18:45

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I have a “Mustang or similar” reserved from Budget for my trip in a few weeks. It was only $5 more per day than an Elantra so I said why the hell not.

Sad thing is a V6 rental Mustang will be the most powerful car I’ve ever driven.

Last time I rented I ended up with a Dart that while otherwise pretty nice developed a CEL one day into a week long rental. I was forty-fiv e minute s from the nearest Budget location so for the inconvenience I got them to bump me up to an Optima for free. That was a g ood car even in rental spec.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 18:49

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“( Compact or Larger) or similar”

So that’s only every fucking car on the lot .

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Tristan 04/08/2019 at 20:03

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chevy cruze or a kia optima

also good luck not dying from alcohol poisoning at PCB

facw > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/08/2019 at 20:04

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Yep. Of course, normal people would say that excludes sub-compacts, but anyone experienced with rental companies knows that they inflate the size descriptions of vehicles, so any subcompact would just be labeled a compact.

Tristan > Mercedes Streeter 04/08/2019 at 20:52

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I think my work has Enterprise’s supply of Express vans and caravans  thoroughly depleted!

Tristan > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/08/2019 at 20:53

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Anything goes!

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2019 at 20:57

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That sounds like you got the full Dart experience!

Tristan > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 04/08/2019 at 20:59

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I’m here for work/seeing old friends out in the ft. Walton Beach area. I'm not a big drinker, but I've been enjoying the hell out of having Yuengling in my life again.

Tristan > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/08/2019 at 20:59

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Yech!!!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > facw 04/08/2019 at 21:01

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Subcompact according to the EPA:

Subcompact according to rental companies:

Subcompact according to ‘budget’ rental companies: